What Else Can You Stuff a Pizza Crust With? – Hot Dogs Apparently

While this isn’t food blog, I’ve had a bunch of food related entries of late, and I think the type of people who enjoy the mashup of Doritos and Tacos might also enjoy this tasty mix. Apparently it’s only been released in the UK as of now, with no plans for a US debut, but I think if we make enough noise they will bring it here, or if you are so inclined, just make one yourself. I give you, Hot Dog Stuffed Crust!

While I personally can’t get onboard with the idea of a “Mustard Drizzle” (yet another food that makes me nauseous), it still sounds fantastic. But here is my question. Is it one really long hot dog all the way around the crust, or several smaller hot dogs? And how long until shit gets crazy, and they start doing stuff like “Cheese Dog” stuffed crust or “Chili Cheese Dog” stuffed crust. This is leading down a dark path until we eventually get down to “Yo dawg, I heard you like stuffed crust pizza, so we stuffed your pizza crust with another pizza!”, which actually sounds pretty cool.

So for now, either fly to the UK, or bitch and moan like a fat American until they bring this out stateside. It’s worked before.

Also, somewhat unrelated, am I the only one totally smitten by the 10 Buck Box girl? Can’t be just me.

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