CZW’s Dojo Wars 12 Results

Well, since I don’t have anything to do on Wednesday nights, and the CZW Academy is only 20 minutes from my house, every other week I’ll be attending Dojo Wars, their bi-weekly “House Show”. It’s 5 matches for 5 bucks, how can you go wrong with that? Since the only way to see the show is to be there, and only a very limited number of people can fit in the place, I’ll let you in on all the details with a full results list, pictures and match breakdown.

Not a lot of people braved the rain to come out to Dojo Wars this week, but it was a run time anyway. We got all four matches from the quarter finals of the Tournament of Valor, a 4 man elimination main event, and a bonus 8 man tag featuring Dick Justice. I say again. There was a match involving a guy named Dick Justice.

 
Results:

Tournament of Valor 2 out of 3 Falls Quarter Final Matches

• Conor Claxton defeated Kit Osbourne
• Ryan Galeone defeated Frankie Pikard
• Brittany Blake defeated Preacher Finneus James
• Nate Carter defeated Dave McCall

Non-Tournament Matches

• Dorian Grey, Kory Kastle, Andrew Wolf, and Dick Justice defeated Jonathan Evans, Rex Lawless, Brute Van Slyke, and Nutritious Nigel Niedermayer
• Joe Gacy defeated Joey Janella, Eric Corvis, and Brandon Watts in an elimination match

Conor Claxton vs. Kit Osbourne

• Kit Osbourne pinned Conor Claxton with a Sunset Flip Roll Up
• Connor Claxton pinned Kit Osborne with a Crucifix pin
• Conner Claxton forced Kit Osbourne to submit after reversing a Macho Man elbow from the top rope into a Cross Arm Bar

 
Winner: Conor Claxton
Bell Time: 9:58

Ryan Galeone vs. Frankie Pikard

• Ryan Galeone pinned Frankie Pikard after a Superkick
• Ryan Galeone pinned Frankie Pikard after a Gutwrench Powerbomb

 
Winner: Ryan Galeone
Bell Time: 3:35

Brittany Blake vs. Preacher Finneus James

• Brittany Blake pinned Preacher Finneus James with a schoolgirl immediately after the bell rang
• Preacher Finneus James pinned Brittany Blake after a massive Suplex
• Brittany Blake pinned Preacher Finneus James after Stratusfaction

 
Winner: Brittany Blake
Bell Time: 6:36

Nate Carter vs. Dave McCall

• Nate Carter pinned Dave McCall with a bridged German Suplex
• Dave McCall pinned Nate Carter after hitting a running knee after pushing his pads down.
• Nate Carter pinned Dave McCall with a small package

 
Winner: Nate Carter
Bell Time: 18:18

Dorian Grey, Kory Kastle, Andrew Wolf, and Dick Justice vs.
Jonathan Evans, Rex Lawless, Brute Van Slyke, and Nutritious Nigel Niedermayer

This was a big comedy match, but it was an awesome comedy match. How could it not be? One of the dudes in it is literally named Dick Justice, and has an awesome 70’s cop gimmick. The match started out with twinky Jonathan Evans asking Wolf to tag out, because “I don’t want you, I wan’t some Dick. . .” Dick Justice tagged in and roughed Jonathan Evans up a bit, but stopped to get everyone to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Evans then tagged in Rex Lawless, leading to the two big men having a pose off. Dick Justice lost, so he pulled out his gun, like Michael Scott in an episode of The Office. Jonathan Evans was busted open the hard way when Kory Kastle slingshotted him up into Andrew Wolf’s awaiting fist. Things got crazy and broke down, with every single wrestler in the ring being on the receiving end of an RKO from out of nowhere in quick succession. With the ring strewn with bodies, Andrew Wolf picked up the win by reversing a Sunset Flip attempt by Nutritious Nigel Niedermayer for the pin.

Winners: Dorian Grey, Kory Kastle, Andrew Wolf, and Dick Justice
Bell Time: 25:27

Joe Gacy vs. Joey Janella vs. Eric Corvis vs. Brandon Watts

The prior match was so much fun that this one, while being the main event, just couldn’t compete. It tried valiantly though with a few good spots. With Joe Gacy down outside the ring, Eric Corvis and Joey Janelle worked together to beat down Brandon Watts. They started arguing with each other over who had the better elbow drop, but took their attention off of Brandon Watts. It was then that he grabbed them both by the balls. I’m not playing around. He didn’t fake grabbing them. He literally took a handful of twig and berries. Both Corvis and Janelle went down hard and kept complaining about their balls all match long. Corvis had Gacy on his ass up against the middle of the ropes, then dove a running cross body through him, over the ropes, and out onto Joey Janella. Brandon Watts then tried to jump from the top turnbuckle out onto Corvis and Gacy, but they caught him, turned around, and threw him at the still recovering Janella. After Corvis was eliminated, Trooper Audubon tried to get up in Joe Gacy’s face, but ended up with a Heart Punch for his troubles. The match ended with a disqualification when Rex Lawless ran down and started pummeling Joe Gacy. That was when Andrew Wolf stormed the ring and chased everyone off with his scepter. Yes. Andrew Wolf really chased off Rex Lawless.

• Brandon Watts eliminated by Joey Janella after submitting to a Figure Four leglock
• Eric Corvis eliminated by Joe Gacy after a Frog Splash
• Joey Janella eliminated by disqualification after outside interference by Rex Lawless

 
Winner: Joe Gacy

Programming Note: There will be no coverage of Dojo Wars 13, as I will be in LA for Stan Lee’s Comikaze. Look for con coverage starting around November 1st. Dojo Wars reports will resume with the Tournament of Valor finals from Dojo Wars 14 on November 19th.

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