I finally get a decent autograph. Not two decent autographs, but 1/2 ain’t bad when I open this box of Rittenhouse Star Trek Discovery Season 1 Cards. I probably should have rewatched Season 1 before this. Sorry.

I finally get an autograph and a better relic when I open this box focused solely on the WWE Womens division of 2020, and surprisingly both of them are still employed by WWE.

Watch as I finally get some damn insert cards during one of these unboxings, as I managed to go 8/11 packs for having at least some type of insert card this time. Still no autographs, but I did get a relic, so that has to be worth 29.95, right? Right? After checking eBay, I can confirm that no, it is definitely not.

Since people seemed to like the last one, I thought I’d do another one of these card unboxings. This time we step into the past and relive 2017 Era WWE while I try to get a kiss card from Alexa Bliss.

I bought a sealed box of 36 Star Trek: The Customizable Card Game Booster 15 card packs made by Decipher in 1995, for reasons. Watch me open all of them trying to complete my set 27 years later. Will I? No, I do not. Will I find the Ultra Rare Future U.S.S. Enterprise? Also no. But at least I only paid $1.25 a pack now, unlike in my youth when I regularly paid over $3.

So, if you have four hours to kill, why not watch me play through an entire story from the mobile game Episode. In this playthrough of the Episode story “Love On Fire”, I play as a lesbian, choosing solely other female date partners when presented with an option. I target the recipient of my first date, Lucy, and select choices that will focus on ending up with her, instead of the producer, Camilla, while always picking the premium gem choices when they come up.

In honor of last weekend’s Bound For Glory results, I’m going to go over a list of people who have graduated from putting on $5 shows for me and 12 other people to showing off their skills on a major national television show. So for this week, I’m including Impact (regardless of the fact that for a long time they were a joke of a competitor, now they are on AXS and have been killing it), AEW, and while they may be failing of late, I’m also gonna include Ring of Honor. Next week is reserved for those who graduated to WWE. I’m also throwing in an extra one this week, mostly to justify the banner image.

This past Saturday was the “It’s a Toy Show” at Farpoint Toys. Me and The Hunters drove half way to the shore on Memorial Day weekend like a bunch of lunatics to buy old toys. Here is how I decided to spend $55 by buying sealed boxes of ancient non sports cards no one else in their right mind would ever actually want.