This will be the fastest CCG unboxing yet, since it has the fewest packs and less cards per pack, but also really nothing special to search for. All around I think I got some pretty good rares, but there are some obvious misses that would have been nice. Maybe if I didn’t get so many duplicate rares, but what are you gonna do? That’s what happens when you open 30 year old boxes. There’s no one to complain to but yourself.

This is the box that made me go and edit Memory Alpha, because none of my research online indicated that there was anything but the standard three rarities of Common, Uncommon, and Rare. But according to the rules supplement in the box, both the Q-Flash and Mortal Q are 4/3 as frequent as other cards in their tier. I however can’t tell if that means they are more rare or less rare than a standard card, since the language is ambiguous. I did get more than 1 Mortal Q, so maybe less rare? If only it was 30 years ago and I could write them an email. But at least now it’s notated.

I begin at least a solid month and a half of Star Trek CCG unboxings with this box of The Borg.

For the first time, I manage to pull the mega rare while people are actually watching. Is it any good? Not really.

Also, yes, I got a haircut. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

How is it possible to pull an autograph from a pack of wrestling cards of someone who isn’t event a wrestler? I don’t know, but to quote Michael Scott, “Somehow I Manage.”

I get snubbed again with a not so decent insert card, and the overall base set is just average, but the Best Moments of the Last 25 Years of Monday Night Raw are pretty spot on and fun to relive, so come for those.

This time I get the weirdest insert yet. Most of them have all been used mat relics. This time it’s a trophy that’s as thick as at least like 12 cards stacked on top of each other. Is it as cool as a Alexa Bliss Kiss card? Of course not, but I’ll still chalk it up as a win.

While I’ve had some bad luck with the inserts card before, nothing beats my bad luck here, as I finally got not an insert card, but a redemption card that is impossible to use, as the term expired over two years ago. I did indeed try to redeem it online, and got nothing but errors. But had it been an actual card in hand it would have been pretty sweet. While strict math says this should have given me a full base set, I came up six cards short.

This one goes way back to the before times when there was no internet, so you had to buy magazines to get your smut. Now you can use your credit card directly on OnlyFans for girls to show you their buttholes. Or so I’ve been informed. . .