Not a lot of people braved the rain to come out to Dojo Wars this week, but it was a run time anyway. We got all four matches from the quarter finals of the Tournament of Valor, a 4 man elimination main event, and a bonus 8 man tag featuring Dick Justice. I say again. There was a match involving a guy named Dick Justice.

As promised, I round out the hierarchy of cartoon animals this week with mice. Come for my rant about why Mickey Mouse doesn’t make any sense to me. Stay for my tale of childhood trauma in a bathroom at a pizza place. Good times!

Constantin Film, the production company behind the Resident Evil movie series, has announced that the franchise will move to the small screen some time after the next (and presumably last) movie is released, fittingly titled Final Chapter.

This week was round two of the Tournament of Valor, so we had 4 best two out of three falls matches, an 8 man elimination tag match, an old man yelling, and I almost got someone killed. All around it was a fun time.

I’m kind of doing the animal hierarchy backwards, since last week was all about dogs, and this week has gone to the cats. Will next week be about mice? It’s a definite possibility.