What can I say, I love wrestling cards that look like old baseball cards.

It was nice to get a relic that wasn’t a nondescript piece of canvas for a change, but I don’t think I could have gotten a worse one. No offence, but the Prime Time Players were terrible.

There was a reason they spent all that time on NXT: Redemption and why Titus never wrestlers, besides that one time he almost died slipping in Saudi, and is used mostly for outreach.

I know the quality sucks, but that’s just what happens when you try to photograph 20 year old lenticular cards of dubious quality. But, it had a sound in motion card. . . that had a dead battery. Well, I tried at least.

However, I am always down for any autograph for anyone named Andrea, for . . . reasons. . .

While WrestleMania 31 sounded like it should have been a banger on paper, what with Daniel Bryan winning the IC Ladder Match, HHH vs Sting (in pretty much his only WWE match), John Cena vs. Rusev in a tank, no one remembers any of that because the winner of the main event wasn’t even in the damn match.

I particularly loved how since this WrestleMania was so forgettable mostly, they did absolutely no changes to the card design between this year and the prior year, they are identical, minus some different subsets.