Aww hell yeah! Celebrate Austin 3:16 day by watching me open this box of Topps 2012 WWE Cards, even though Stone Cold himself was not actually involved with WWE at the time, though he had just finished his stint as the lead on the first season of the revamped Tough Enough. Whatever. Must get more insert cards!

To celebrate the launch of Season 2 of Star Trek Picard, I open up this box of Rittenhouse Season 1 cards. Whose autograph do I get? It’s an android. Is it a good one? No.

I finally get a decent autograph. Not two decent autographs, but 1/2 ain’t bad when I open this box of Rittenhouse Star Trek Discovery Season 1 Cards. I probably should have rewatched Season 1 before this. Sorry.

I finally get an autograph and a better relic when I open this box focused solely on the WWE Womens division of 2020, and surprisingly both of them are still employed by WWE.

Watch as I finally get some damn insert cards during one of these unboxings, as I managed to go 8/11 packs for having at least some type of insert card this time. Still no autographs, but I did get a relic, so that has to be worth 29.95, right? Right? After checking eBay, I can confirm that no, it is definitely not.

Since people seemed to like the last one, I thought I’d do another one of these card unboxings. This time we step into the past and relive 2017 Era WWE while I try to get a kiss card from Alexa Bliss.

I bought a sealed box of 36 Star Trek: The Customizable Card Game Booster 15 card packs made by Decipher in 1995, for reasons. Watch me open all of them trying to complete my set 27 years later. Will I? No, I do not. Will I find the Ultra Rare Future U.S.S. Enterprise? Also no. But at least I only paid $1.25 a pack now, unlike in my youth when I regularly paid over $3.

This past Saturday was the “It’s a Toy Show” at Farpoint Toys. Me and The Hunters drove half way to the shore on Memorial Day weekend like a bunch of lunatics to buy old toys. Here is how I decided to spend $55 by buying sealed boxes of ancient non sports cards no one else in their right mind would ever actually want.