I’ve been remiss the last few weeks, what with holiday vacations, then getting sick, and then work, but I managed to get a few things (Star Trek: Countdown To Darkness #1, Mars Attacks The Transformers, and A + X #4) read this week, and the first one literally made my eyes bug out of my head when I read it, I had to recommend it.

Well, seeing as this week is the week of Christmas, there’s not a whole lot of new stuff out this week. In fact, there’s pretty much just one book that comes out that’s of any importance (Amazing Spider-Man 700), so lets just get right to it. Oh yeah, there be spoilers ahead, so you know, read on with caution. . .

Finally, an early dismissal for the holiday means I actually have time to write one of these. Unfortunately, the holiday also means it’s a pretty light week. I only picked up three books (Star Trek Ongoing #15, Indestructible Hulk #1, and Captain America #1). I however have been enjoying the new Marvel NOW! far more than I ever expected to, even on characters whose books I’ve never read before.

I had a very light week this week, with almost all my regular books being a middle issue of a mini series, so I only really have one thing to that’s reviewable (Avengers vs. X-Men: Consequences #2).

I’m still recovering from my “vacation” to the west coast for ComiKaze, and as such I’m a week behind, and last week was a pretty big week. Therefore, I only have a few things for this week. That and a bunch of things I bought for this week turned out to be reprints of old stuff, so all I have that is new is a few New 52 #0’s (Supergirl #0, Justice League #0, and Catwoman #0)

I had a pretty light week, being as Marvel went a third week in a row with no new AvX stuff, and I had a meeting at work after my lunch break so I didn’t have as much time to peruse as I normally do. However, this week is the start of yet another ‘Zero Month’ over at DC, so I got some of those. So let’s review Black Kiss II #2, Damsels #1, Worlds’ Finest #0, Green Lantern Volume 5 #0 and Lady Death #21.

I’m not usually much of a DC person, at least when it comes to comics, I usually prefer their characters in other media. But it’s been a year since the New 52 started, and apparently that means some big things, so I picked up a bunch of their stuff this week, and a few other indie odds and ends (Green Lantern Volume 5 Annual #1, Justice League #12, National Comics: Looker, Li’l Homer #1, Critter #3, & Legend of Oz: The Wicked West #6). I made out much better than I did last week, when that dumb Comic Con Girl book make me physically ill and upset after reading it. I apologize if last week was not my best, as that was the book I read first and it ruined everything afterwards.

Get ready to brace yourself, because one of this week’s entries (The Adventures of Comic Con Girl #1, Cavewoman: Gangster #1, Danger Girl/G.I. Joe #2, The Rocketeer: Cargo of Doom #1) is the of the most mitigated disaster of an abortion of a pile of shit comic book I’ve ever read. Frankly, the mere fact that I read it leaves me upset and angry. I would invent time travel just to go back in time and prevent myself from reading one of those books it’s so bad. Which book was it? You’ll need to read on to find out.