Another good week of wrestling at this week’s Dojo Wars, which was probably the most aggressive show yet. And for once it didn’t start with a Conor Claxton vs. Frankie Pickard match! Plus a rematch for the CZW Wired TV Championship. Can Joe Gacy retain?

One of Sony’s biggest surprises at Gamescom today was a new installment in the horror series, with an all-star cast backing it up.

So all this month, CZW is holding open tryouts to join their wrestling school. In all honesty, I would love nothing more than to do that, but there are several issues with that. First, my regular gig is just too stable to walk away from. But more importantly, I am a fat old man. I’m 33 and I get winded carrying my groceries in from my car. Sure, Bret Hart became champ at 35, but he’d been wrestling his whole life. The last time I did sports was a 2 month period my junior year of high school where I trained for crew, but we never actually went out on the water. If I lost my job tomorrow, and could spend six months laser focused and pull a Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy, I’d have a chance. But as it is, I’m slightly more coordinated than The Shockmaster.

Today the first of my Dino Drac Fun Packs arrived. So here’s my unboxing video, including me eating 25 year old cereal. It’s much better than the gum in 25 year old packs of baseball cards. And I’m not dead, so that’s a plus. . .

I think it’s in the manual that in order to be a nerd, you have to have read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s in the rules. But Douglas Adams did a bunch of other things besides Hitchhiker’s. Today IDW annouced they are bringing one of Adam’s other works, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, to American television, with the pilot to be written by Max Landis, of being John Landis’s son, that time he had a Nerf War Turf War at Comikaze, and Chronicle fame.

If you’re a wrestling fan, WWE Network is a great bargain and full of great original content. There’s just one problem. I’ve watched all the original content, and most of the pay per views, leaving me with little I haven’t seen already. WWE has in its library almost all the recorded video of the sport of going back over 70 years, totaling over 100,000 hours. Only 1 percent of that is currently available to see on WWE Network, including some pretty sizable holes. So here’s my list of things that are not yet available on WWE network and totally need to be.

Another great edition of Dojo Wars again this week, featuring the 6th in a ongoing series of rematches, a 6 person intergender 2 out of 3 falls tag match, and a title changing hands. Which title and who won it? You’ll just have to find out after the jump.

So this weekend Gabriel Iglesias’ new movie, The Fluffy Movie, hits theaters. That’s a good enough excuse as any other to run down my favorite Funny Fat Guys. And I don’t mean like Seth Rogan chunky, I mean big fat dudes, like E Honda in Street Fighter.